HOW I HAVE MORE BOTTLE CAPS THAN A SANE PERSON NEEDS OR WANTS

I have bottle caps in Johnny-Carson-as-Carl-Sagan numbers: billions and billions. And still don’t have enough. I sort them as to color.My single biggest provider: E Z Duz It Hot Spot in Langley, Oklahoma. Proprietress Deborah is a clean freak. The Hot Spot is the cleanest tavern I’ve ever been in, outside a Four Star establishment*. It’s a rare time that I don’t find her laying a scrubbin’ on something when I stop in for my bottle cap supply.  I like getting bottle caps from such an individual. Makes me feel like have standards when it comes to this weird mania. Like I don’t [...]