COON CATASTROPHE -Still

I have been in and out of my shop. The coon, alas, has only been IN. At one point, I was fooled again...what does that say about ME? I thought he was gone. He wasn't. He was curled up in one of my tubs of bottle caps. Yes. I have multiple tubs of bottle caps, sorted as to color. What of it?The tub was next to the open window. I slowly pulled the tub forward, even with the window, and gently poked the creature with a yardstick. Instead of exiting stage right, he flowed over the back of [...]