I CAN’T FIND MY *&%[email protected] READING GLASSES

Work GlassesWhat reading glasses paranoia does to youOn my deskWaiting for concreteIn the vanTucked in my brush jarIn concrete I can't find my reading glasses! In my head, expletives are not deleted. I can go from rosy to blue real quick when I can't find my dang glasses. Which is a couple of times daily, if I'm lucky. I've used the neck leash thing and had these adventures: I strangled myself many times. Several times I actually stepped on it while wearing it. I got it caught in the car door. I almost set it on fire. I [...]