Gillette - Good News! Disposable Razors - 12 ea

   


The Bad News: You can’t go to the local Walmarts (as we call them around here) and get plain Gillette disposable razors. They all have that ridiculous white strip. I LOATHE the white strip. I don’t know what it’s made of, but on your skin, it feels like industrial aspic*. 

I didn’t think too much about white strip razors until I used them for awhile (like I had a choice).  I began to think I had forgotten how to shave properly. It’s not enough I go striding into rooms with determination to do something/find something and then am struck–suddenly–by the realization I don’t have a freakin’ clue what it was….I digress. Not to put too fine a blade on it, but places I shaved didn’t feel like I did. Being very astute–and of comparatively sound mind–I figured out it was the damn white strip…my fingers typed white shit! HA! Through careful editing, I fixed that freudian slip.


Here’s where you can get no white strip razors: http://www.drugstore.com/gillette-good-news-disposable-razors/qxp87845?fromsrch=disposable+razors

The white strip must die. Or at least share space with plain razors on store shelves. 

*I luv the movie Julie and Julia. I eat Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (yes, the orange stuff) and still self-identify as a (delusional) foodie. So I like the food aspect. When we were kids, we watched Julia on PBS for fun. But I LOVE the depiction of the Julia-Dorothy sister connection. I adore my sister Juls.